Saturday, August 7, 2010

Jess is moving?!!!

so im thinking jon is right about jess joining scooby and the gang. that was her van. that's why she went back down to %$@#! jon, did u know that jess said she went scuba diving and a shark bit her foot?...she said she was lucky it didnt eat her, it was a near death experience. she also said she hit an iguana while trying to put in her contacts and driving. she was locked up for a week and has to pay a $5000 fine still. not that money matters to her....she hit the lotto and is moving to key west. i hear she bought Oprah's vacation home, so u can just have her condo.

we'll have to come down and visit. i want to live in key west...and meet Oprah! Jess, I'm hoping ur cool with us moving in. im bringing the cats too. maybe you could spear fish and feed them fresh tuna. are you going to keep the mystery machine now that you are moving? i think jon will want it, and if not, dad will. haha...

2 comments:

Linda said...

Joey - I think you have way too much time on your hands. Maybe you should start writing a book
Love Mom

Jillian said...

Joey, you would be a phenomenal marketer.